The Great Mario Debate

Hello everybody, and Happy Groundhog Day, my name is Joseph Cater, the leader of this hilarious blog, and I’m here with my two “best” pals: Ricky & Genesis.

Hi, my name is Genesis Stephens, and I am the writer for the Opinions of a Young Critic blog. I have no personal input to add to the subject of MARIO, but, I can be an unbiased commenter on the topic.

Hello my fellow gamer chaps my name is Ricky Rodas Munoz and i run the blog It’s Rewind Time. I am here to give contextual background about Mario.

Yeah, Mario is a cool dude. Now let’s get to the first question: Does Mario vape? I say yes. Thoughts?

Maybe Mario isn’t in the Mushroom Kingdom at all and it's just his shroom hallucination. This guy does literally eat shrooms to grow big, with flowers to throw fireballs. Mario does not vape but does take questionable substances that gain him strange powers. Such as a the tanooki suit that puts him in a fursuit. He also wears a a frog suit that let him gains the powers if a frog, no surprise there. This man eats many things and doesn’t seem to have no bad side effect.

In my opinion, Mario does not vape, but he in fact, is, a druggie. As Ricky pointed out, Mario constantly munches on those dotted red mushrooms, and he constantly needs those substances to continue on his trippy journey. His journey is filled with a crazy, inhuman landscape and monsters that only psychedelics can imagine. Mario and his brother are the only human-like creatures, besides the princesses, who could just be regular humans in Mario’s life that he imagines in this fictional world. The princesses are most likely girls that Mario has/had a crush on. I would also like propose that he is in a coma, and he is imagining this storyline to cope with the loss of time in reality.

Mario is a real silly man, but I can’t believe y’all actually don’t think he vapes HARD. That great jumping man needs his high, and you think he’s going to use mushrooms to get down on that? No, he eats mushrooms for class, and he does no other recreational drugs. It doesn’t matter that he does mushrooms, he’s already gotten an immunity to them, and he does it to show off to Luigi. He vapes because he needs it. I respect y’all’s opinion but you’re wrong.

Is Luigi really jealous of his brother Mario?  

This is a tough one, but I’d have to go with a hard no. Luigi is obviously a much greater figure in the Mushroom Kingdom than Mario, he just pretends that Mario is the superior brother. You may believe that Mario always “wins the kart races” or “is better than Luigi in every way”, but that’s clearly wrong. If you truly think about it, Luigi has much more money than Mario (as shown in Luigi’s Mansion), he has a cooler girlfriend than mario (Daisy is better than Peach), and he’s more powerful (have you ever played Smash Bros?) I rest my case.

Luigi seems like a chill guy. Luigi probably munches on the shrooms with Mario and chills out. Luigi does not have the pressure to save the day like Mario, but when he feels heroic/helpful he gets to help out his brother. Along with him barely helping Mario, he gets to reap the benefits as well. Luigi gets a hot girlfriend (Daisy), and he gets free shrooms and a mansion. Luigi is also the taller one, which helps him get the ladies. Luigi is tall and not as plump. Luigi has the looks, money, fame, and he lives a drama-free lifestyle. I believe that Mario is jealous of Luigi, the better brother.

I think Luigi has had his fair share of fame, he had multiple games about him. Such as “Luigi's Mansion” The game was a big hit and respectively deserved it, he also saved his big bro Mario. Luigi seems like a scaredy cat either way in any of the game series. Luigi was introduced into the game “Super Mario Bros” I mean why can’t you just says “ Super Bros” At least put Luigi's name into the title out of respect for him.

Which princess is classier: Princess Peach or Princess Daisy?

Now, when you think about it, is a princess really too classy? I don’t think so. These princesses are cool and all, but I wouldn’t call them classy. They are both rulers in a place called the “Mushroom Kingdom”. Change the name and I might respect you as a ruler. But anyways, on the subject of who I like more, It’d have to be Daisy, because she is cooler than the beige wall that is Peach. Daisy is also cooler because she’s better at tennis, and tennis is the only thing that helps you in the Mushroom Kingdom. AND DAISY DOESN’T EVEN RULE THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM. She rules Sarasaland, a much cooler place.

Well since you put it like that, i mean thats a tuff one. Honestly i think Princess Peach  is the classier one to be more exact. I’ve seen more of her appearances then Daisy and Peach is more elegant. When she’s captured by Bowser she seems to keep her cool, when it happens. The way she floats down and her pasture, just shows she's really a princess. She does follow the stereotype by needing a big strong man for everything.  

Personally, I like Daisy more. Daisy rocks the orange/yellow aesthetic, and Princess Peach just wears a boring shade of pink. I would love to be best friends with Daisy and Luigi, and we could be an iconic trio. Princess Peach cannot save herself, and depends too much on Mario to save her own life. I just wish she would gain the guts to be an independent woman. Daisy is an independent woman who don’t need no man!

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